MisFITgamer Hates Shisha Smoking Husbands

5:28 pm

i threw my workout clothes as soon as i got home today. i was so proud of myself. 'just a light workout today.' i thought to myself because i'm tired and don't want to over do it. yesterday when i got home he had just started the hooka and i told him he'd have to turn it off because i can't work out if it's smoky...hello??? it's fucking painful, i should know, i'm a smoker.

shisha smoke really kills my sinuses. it must have something to do with the chemicals that they throw in it that gives it those lovely fruity flavors. lovely...i'm being sarcastic. personally i think smoke should smell like smoke...you know, the kind of smoke that warns you death is inevitable and there's no escaping it if you keep drawing it in, not like you're sucking on a fucking pineapple.

i knew he was smoking it when i got home, and what you have to understand here is that he's not really a smoker at all. in fact, he detests it and hates it that i smoke. if i took the time to recount the many arguments we've had just in the last two weeks about my smoking i'd blow my brains out when i finished.

so, here i am, sitting at my computer with a massive migraine, dry sinuses and blurry eyes. sure, maybe if i had more water today it might have helped, but i asked him not to do it before i got home yesterday and he did it anyway. then he wants to act like he had no idea and he's really sorry and will never do it again.

so far, i've only burned 98.559 cal's and i'm not a happy girl.

6:36 pm

THAT'S IT!!!! i'm fucking done!!!!!!! i only burned 296.492 cal's today and i'm pissed. not because of the hooka incident (i don't even know how you spell that. lol) but because since i couldn't stomach doing certain songs over on basic i decided i'd finally try my hand, or rather feetz, at the ddru challenges. I WANT TO TEAR MY HAIR OUT!!!!

since i bought the game, probably a year or two ago, i've NEVER been able to complete the challenges. it finally occurred to me to read the actual CHALLENGE and i tried to do it...oh i don't know, probably sometime last year. well, everything was red on the simple challenge exept one challenge which was showing up in white. because i'm a moron i figured that was the last "simple" challenge i had to complete. i passed it no problem. you should have seen my face. i was smug and thought, 'these challenges will be a breeze now.' um...retarded much? no, the challenges in RED are the ones you tried and didn't complete idiot! the challenges in white are the ones you ACTUALLY PASSED.

okay, i'm getting a little excited here, but see the simple challenges weren't a problem. okay, i can admit that some of them took me a little doing, especially when i kept forgetting to read the instructions, but when i kicked it up a knotch and completed ....wait a second. oh, i'm laughing my ass off....but on the inside right now...with slits for eyes. in fact, my eyes are so slity i can barely read what i write.

i never completed the simple challenges. stupid fucking jamiroquat! "feels just like it should" BLAAAAAH! whatever. i can only step on the double arrows. seems that was a bit of a challenge for me. 

where was i, yeah, i kicked it up a knotch after ignoring the frustrating jamirotwat challenge and moved on to moderate. it wasn't bad and i paid attention to the challenges as much as my add riddled drugged up brain could muster. then i got to this cool song i'd never heard before. in fact, GOOD LORD SAY IT AIN'T SO, it's a hidden song!!!! 'wonder if i pass it if i'll unlock it in the game?' i thought as i happily stepped on the 'A' button.

the name of the song: BONGO. the artist, Wave Group Something Something Fuckface. i had to get a practically perfect score and i couldn't misstep with less than a perfect or great. fine, that's definately a challenge, but i did plenty of other challenges like that without a problem. i knew i'd have to give it a few go's, but i was up for the challenge. i wasn't gonna let that jamiroqumtwat get the better of me damn it!

the song came up, and the song was a catchy coffeeroomesque bongoish girl from ipanema type song, 'fabu'. all of a sudden the most fucked up thing happened that i'd ever seen on ddr. it was the dreaded i'm-going-to-sneak-up-on-yo-ass-n-fuck-yo-shit-up-YO arrow! that damn thing lit up half way up the screen...no, it faded up AND THEN lit up making my eyes cross as it hit the top arrow it should have lined up with. 

DDR says: "YOU FAILED! aw, don't feel bad 'cause you suck so much ass. KEEP TRYING!"

'grrrrrrr! fine, it just caught me off guard that's all.' i thought as i rubbed out the ache i felt in my hip after jumping on the shooting arrow with a start.

'here we go, "A", and "loading" and...okay, just listen to the beat. just listeeeeen...aaaaan....d.....GO!' and i went and "OOOOH, YOU SUCK BALLS! you failed again. you should just give up now!" said the horrible DDR bitch.

fine....

i went again, and you know, i'm not going to make anyone suffer with this. the next time i hit two arrows. after that i hit two arrows. .... yeah. then i hit three arrows. i realized it was just trying to teach me the steps....step by fucking god damned step and i just wasn't getting it.

sure, a few times i went far longer than others, and a few more times i couldn't make it past the first step. it went on like this for, oh say, 15 min? okay, probably 20 min. could have been less, but it felt like a fucking hour.

so i decided to say,"FUCK IT" and move on. oh, i moved on alright, right to the ordinary challenges. let me tell you something. THEY'RE NOT ORDINARY. i tried two more of those challanges and i couldn't do SHIT!

i hate the ddr challenges. i FUCKING HATE THEM!!!

and my knees hurt. did i mention you should do ddr without shoes? yeah, i thought the challenges were so simple it was okay. but then that pongoBongo ipanema song came up and fucked me all up. 

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